Jon was telling me something that had happened at school. It involved a little boy in his class named Jorge. In telling the story, Jon pronounced it Hor-hey, then said, "That's his name at school. At home they call him 'George.'"
This led me to reminisce about other amusing name incidents from my past. Since my journal is sporadic, I thought I would record them here.
When I taught school there was a little girl that I knew as Hilda. When she came back to school the next year she went by a completely different name -- Paula, if I'm remembering correctly.
Derek's mom likes to tell the story of Trevor's (Derek's brother) fourth grade name. He went by Scott (his middle name) without his family knowing for some time. His teacher had no idea that he went by Trevor at home. His mom thought he was bringing home the wrong schoolwork.
When I competed in the Sterling Scholar competition as a high school senior, they announced the winner as Jim Poulson and proceeded to describe his accomplishments, which were identical to mine. They then named his parents and hometown. The emcee was a little flushed when I stood up...
And, a more recent one -- in debating good nicknames for Naomi with my family this summer, Roy came up with 'Names,' "so she can say she's been called names her whole life." If you ask DJ what Uncle Roy calls Naomi, he promptly answers, "Names."